heliolisk:

dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?

(via sniffing)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via radhomo)